2004-06-03 - 8:16 p.m.

What time is it? 6.30 pm.

Name that appears on your birth certificate: Kristy Smith

Nicknames: K. Smith. Ugh. The downfall of mock trial. After 18 years of my life, these bastards have finally given me a shortened version of myself.

Parents' names: Kathy and Ron.

Number of candles that will appear on your next birthday cake: 20! Heck yeah! Only 331 days to go!

Date that you will blow them out: May 1st.

Pets: This question makes me sad. Trixie the dog, Emily the cat, Adrian Monk the goldfish, and the memory of my baby.

Eye color: Blue.

Piercing(s): 4, two in each ear, and I *did* have my eyebrow pierced, and, if I’m desperate, I’ll re-pierce it later.

Tattoos: 1!!!! Purple star on my back that needs touching up.

How much do you love your job: I dunno, I don’t have one.

Favorite color: Purple.

Hometown: Born and raised and reside in Watseka, IL.

Current residence: Mom says that my permanent address is here in town, but I dabble in Romeoville, too.

Favorite food: Green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, and stuffing.

Been to Africa: Hell no.

Been toilet papering: No. I’m poor. We like to keep our toilet paper.

Loved somebody so much that it made you cry: Hmm…probably not the loving part, but definitely the being hurt by someone you loved part.

Croutons or bacon bits: Bacon bits, crazy bastard. I know, Jews aren’t supposed to eat pork. I’m weak.

Creamy or crunchy peanut butter: That’s sick. I like my peanut butter in a chocolate cup.

Sprite or 7up: Diet Cherry 7Up.

Ice cubed or crushed: Crushed, I use it to make smoothies.

Favorite movie: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Favorite Holiday: Halloween.

Favorite day of the week: I’d have to go with Saturday. Usually whatever day I have to do the least amount of anything.

Favorite word: Piss.

Favorite Toothpaste: Crest, Mom bought 30$ worth of Crest at Meijer less than a month ago.

Favorite Ethnic food: Chinese.

Favorite Flowers: Daisies!

Favorite cola: Diet Pepsi and Peach Pop.

Favorite sport: Oxymoron.

Favorite type of ice cream: For now, it’s chocolate chip cookie dough.

Favorite Sesame Street character: Me and Big Bird go way back, we’ve got a lot of history, but Snuffy too.

Disney or Warner Bros: WB, it brings you all the best tv shows.

Favorite fast food restaurant: Arby’s.

When was your last hospital visit: Well, Bob, that’d have to be when Viskase was poisoning me and I had to hock a chunk of phlegm into a cup for people to analyze it. Isn’t that a horrible job?

What color is your bedroom carpet: I have a wooden floor.

How many times did you fail your driver's test: Never! I only missed 1 point!

Who is the last person you got email from before this: Not from an email.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime: ME??? No way!

Better yet, have you committed any?: Well, there’s the violation of the 75 foot rule, speeding, reckless driving (that’s for going 55 in a 20, oops!), violation of city ordinance by unlawful burial of a pet within city limits. I don’t jaywalk though!

What single store would you choose to max out your credit card: Torrid!

What do you do most often when you are bored: Sleep.

Most annoying thing people ask me: Are they real?

Who will respond the quickest to this email?: Not an email.

Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Not an email.

Favorite All time TV show?: Oh dear…can I just pick the WB?

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?: Anna, and that was like a week ago!

Last movie you saw: Grease, it was on last night on the Woman Channel.

Can You Juggle?: Like butta baby.

If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?: Hmm…good question.

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?: Eyes.

What‘s the last CD that you bought?: I just bought 2 cds from Harbor House, and two records. Fleetwood Mac, something for Ron, another copy of Dookie, and the Fight For Your Rights cd.

Where’s your favorite place to be? In bed.

Where‘s your least favorite place to be?: At the Miss America contest.

Where’s your favorite place to be massaged? My back!

What‘s most important, strong in mind or strong in body? I don’t care.

What time do you wake up in the morning? Morning…? Hmm…

What‘s your favorite kitchen appliance?: Refrigerator.

What makes you really angry? People that mistreat their animals.

Favorite children‘s book?: The one by that one guy, where he goes from the caterpillar to the butterfly.

What is your favorite season? Winter.

What is your least favorite chore? CHORE? I don’t do those!

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Freeze time.

Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger? Ew, I tried sushi at school. Nasty!

What is your dream job?: Record company exec.

What would you name your child? Not Apple, that’s for sure.

What is your favorite feature about yourself? That would imply that I like something about myself.

Thinking - "Here I was surrounded by my family and my so-called mates and I've never felt so alone."

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